Monday, January 21, 2008
Eating fish is what I like to do.
I think the fake processed meat is better. Seriously. It's like not even eating meat. It's like 98% fake. Totino's were recalled last year because of ecoli. Yummy, huh?
Well, I went and watched I Am Legend, Cloverfield, and 27 Dresses last week.
I Am Legend made me cry. I don't know about you but that poor little doggy dying sure was sad. My dad doesn't want to see it now because the dog died. I proceeded to point to a magazine and say, "You see? The dog didn't die, he's licking Will Smith's face in the picture!" Oh, just to let you know, zombies are gross. It had a happy ending though.
Cloverfield was the best movie ever! I absolutely loved it. I sat in the back of the theater so that I wouldn't get nauseous during the film. I highly recommend it. The lesbian from Mean Girls is in it. Pretty nifty. I give that movie like ten golden stars. It should get a globe. Okay, well maybe not that extreme. It was good though. Someone from work told me that her friend watched and said, "I didn't like it at all. It was horrible. You know the previews for it? There isn't anything else to the movie. It was bad filming and I wanted to leave after the first ten minutes." I'm not sure I like her friend that much.
27 Dresses was very good. It was, of course, a chick flick. James Marsden was, of course, hot as hot can be in it. The plot was good, the character just fit with the actors so well, and the way Katherine Heigel ratted out her sister was awesome. I loved it.
So I was getting comments about my blackberry today. Okay, I know it's not the prettiest thing but at least I have a fucking blackberry. They shouldn't be ragging on my phone when theirs barely has an alarm clock on it because it's so out of date. I would rather have a beaten up blackberry (it only has a few scratches and a crack on the plastic front of the screen, it's old and I drop phones a lot) and not have to carry around an organizer in my purse. "Ya know, now I have so much more room for things like lip gloss and make-up so that I can powder my nose every five minutes. " My purse is actually a lot lighter now and I have more room for things like cigarettes and mints. I hate overstuffed purses. Seriously, get a bigger purse or less stuff.
Oh mama, I just killed a man. Put a gun to his head, pulled the trigger now he's dead. alie.
Saturday, January 19, 2008
Bali Shag
What does a smart person do? Well, I'm not sure what a smart person does but I drove into the carts. Like it's going to do anything to my car. I'm going about 2 mph. The carts go flying into the grass and all is good.
So I got a cart when I went inside. I'm not quite sure why I got a cart. Maybe I thought that I was getting more than I really was. Those things are massive compared to me. I get into the store and was carting around my massive cart and I didn't really know where I was going. I didn't know this wallmart layout very well.
I whip out my list and was like "Okay, ipod nano case for John. That's in electronics" I make my way to the back of the store and I look at all the ipod cases. I decided on a red one. Then I make my way to the food and try to find swiss cake rolls. I couldn't find them and I ended up in the meat section. I find some processed circular turkey and then go off to find pizza rolls and bread.
I got sidetracked and ended up where the poptarts are. I stuck some in my cart and made my way to the frozen section. Amazingly the pizza rolls, bagels, and swiss cake rolls were all in the same isle. I'm getting looks from people as I'm walking around the store. I'm not really sure why.
I then go to the checkout and ask the lady where the chapstick was. She was like "It's right past checkout 7." It wasn't. It was like 5 checkouts past that. On my way to the chapstick some old guy comments on my hat. "I like your hat." I just smiled and found my chapstick.
I usually get the natural chapstick and at this wallmart it was like three dollars. I was outraged. The only other chapstick they had was the original one that smells like shit. I got both.
The checkout lady had some weird disease on her arm. I was like "eww, she's touching my chicken poppers!"
I get out of the store and was walking to my car and I realized why everyone was looking at me.
I drive home and as soon as I pull into my driveway I realized that I need gas. I drive down to the gas station and I saw that Marlboro Ultralights were buy two get one. I didn't really need cigarettes but I can't pass up a deal like that. Then I ask the guy behind the counter, "Do you guys have Lucky Strikes?" I was shocked that he actually did. These cigarettes are really hard to find. They, of course, only had the non-filtered ones. (the filtered ones are even hard to find) I get a pack of them and a pack of Camel non-filtered for John. I filled up my gas tank and headed home.
My day was pretty awesome and fun-filled now, wasn't it?
To recap the events from yesterday now.
I came home from work and my house smells like shit, literally.
Tinker had exploded everywhere in my room. I was so upset. I hosed down her kennel and washed her bed. She wasn't feeling too good. I gave her some id with her food and she seems to be better today. I'm not sure what made her explode, though. It could have been the dog food I gave her (even though it was all natural). It also could have been the bully or her beef sticks.
I have given up trying to switch her back to all natural food. Maybe I'll try a different brand. Go back to avoderm and quite trying to give her innova. Maybe I should switch back to the pup-eroni dog treats and stop giving her ol' roy. They did have to recall a bunch of their stuff last year. Maybe she's turning out to be like Willow.
Beneful all the way! alie.
Saturday, January 12, 2008
Friday, January 11, 2008
Lasers, ink, and ribbons.
So, I had an interesting day at work today. Well, maybe it was just Friday. Everything seems to be funny. I mean everything. The music (Rancho Cucamonga, CA has rap music for hold, an ear doctor has something about colon cleaning for hold, and the rest is cheesey elevator music). I heard the timewarp dance song on hold today. I put my phone on speaker and we were all dancing. It was fun, well, until I got taken off of hold a few minutes later.
I practically go deaf everytime I call someone and a fax machine starts sounding off. Ringing to fax machine: bleeeeeeeep....bleeeeeeeeep......EEEEOOOOOOKKKKKKKKAAAAAAAAA!!!! Heart attack, seriously.
I do have some interesting conversations though.
(Calling a blood bank that is low on their "O" blood)
Hyper receptionist- Central Blood Bank, how may I help you?
Me- Hi, can I speak to Russ?
Hyper receptionist- Certainly!
(That never happens when I call someone, she was weird)
(Some stupid teen receptionist)
Teen- Hi! MynameisTinahowmayIhelp you?
Me- Hi, I'm looking for the person who is in charge of computer printing supplies. Who would I speak to?
Teen- *long deliberation* Hmmm......*even longer deliberations*.... She's not here right now. I will connect you to Human Resources.
Me- Who would I be talking to if they were there?
Teen- HUMAN RESOURCES.
Me- No, who is in charge of computer printing supplies.
Teen- HUMAN RESOURCES.
Teen- HUMAN RESOURCES.
Teen- HUMAN RESOURCES.
Me- Fine, connect me.
*click*
The best part is when I call asking for someone in charge and they say that they aren't there. I ask for their name, and they say that they aren't going to give out the employees names over the phone. I said "Okay, thanks." and call back a few minutes later asking for John or Mike (every business has someone by the name of that, well, almost every business) and they connect me. Then John or Mike actually give me the name of the person I need to talk to.
Another good one is when I ask to speak to Bob and they say that there isn't a Bob working there. Then I remind the receptionist that I called twenty minutes ago and that she told me to call back in a few and ask for Bob, is she sure that there isn't a Bob working there? She then responds "Oh, Robert, yes, there is a Robert here."
Stupid receptionist- We aren't interested.
Me- Well duh! I haven't said anything interesting yet!
Stupid receptionist- Oh, well....*tries to think up another excuse*
The two funniest names I heard today were "Carla Means Ransom. Like seriously, the contact name is "Carla Means Ransom." She's a manager at a mental health place in LA. Don't believe me? I can take a picture of the paper with her name on it. The other funny name was Noelle Holiday. Who would seriously name their kid Noelle after the kid's last name is Holiday?? It's mind boggling.
So the picture above is of my escape route from work. My window to freedom. This is what I am doing all day long.
walk like an egyptian. alie.
Tuesday, January 8, 2008
The Hot Burrito Guy
I met you at a gas station.
I thought you were pretty hot.
Our first date?
Dance, Dance.
Your car broke down.
The music was creepy.
I knew I loved you.
I saw you before I went to prom.
You later told me I was pretty.
I tried to hold my delight in.
Didn't work so well.
Part 2
We started dating.
I would always go to your house,
even though I would get in trouble.
My mom didn't approve of you.
I didn't care.
I approved.
Part 3
I went on a vacation.
You called me constantly.
You then told me.
You loved me.
Part 4
Drama started.
We made it through.
A few bumps though.
We were still strong.
Still in love.
Part 5
So long after.
Your parents move.
Australia, you said.
We planned on going together.
I fucked that one up.
Crime would keep us apart.
Part 6
Medication helps a lot.
The separation is horrible.
You can't trust me,
but I trust you.
I make a mistake.
I hope you would forgive.
You can't this time.
Not like this.
Part 7
I'm sorry about all the things I said to you.
I know,
I can't take them back.
I love all your sounds.
The way you make my world go 'round.
I can't say goodbye.
I'm sorry.
Monday, January 7, 2008
Cha-cha real smooth
What's on for the weather these next few days? Oh? Snow? I knew there was a reason I didn't dig my malibu out after the first two feet.
walking in a winter wonderland. alie.
Sunday, January 6, 2008
The shit has hit the fan.
Anonymous Anonymous said... (in italics)
So Alie, let me get this straight. I understand you drop hints that you know Gerard and the other members of MCR.
First of all, I never said I knew members of MCR. You just assumed. I wasn't dropping hints about them.
People who actually ARE friends with the band usually aren't so secretive about it, why should they be, after all because they are friends they don't view them as idols or heroes, they are just their friend and are matter of fact about it. Just because someone knows a famous person and is upfront about it does not mean they have to spill every secret they ever shared with that person, you will actually find they don't talk about them much at all.
I tried this once before. Imagine how it turned out.
At the moment the majority of people feel you are delusional.
A majority of people? Really? Last I checked, everyone was over it.
You don't know the band, UCB is not Ray Toro.
Did I ever say that on any blog or comment, ever? No.
Are you also UCB, Alie? You both have the same poor spelling and grammar. Or are you all Andrea?
UCB is himself, Andrea is herself, I am myself. I'm pretty sure that I am the only one who has poor spelling and grammar.
If your famous friend is the person you suspect hacked into your account or that his other half hacked in, let me ask you this? Why would they write about Gerard and Lyn-Z splitting? No member of MCR or their wife/girlfriend would do such a thing.
Did I ever say who were the people who hacked into my account? No. You, once again, are assuming that it has something to do with MCR.
I have to be honest, you scare me, you are clearly unhinged. As for staying away from drama, you are the one that brought it here. As long as you are here this blog is in danger of collapsing.
I'm clearly unhinged? You don't know me.
blackrose said...
Ray Toro is kind and honest.
January 6, 2008 2:27 AM
Totally NOT unexpected for a new blogger to show up at this point.
Different people? All the same person? I'll let you decide. So now Alie is saying that 'black rose' is her aforementioned famous friend.
I never said that.
That will be the one you no longer trust, right Alie. Well, great to have him/her/another of your alter ego's on board, as we clearly don't have enough trust issues here already. If you were that concerned about privacy you would not have even mentioned the fact that this person had a blog on here, or the fact that they had only just created it. This stinks of RP. If that's what floats your boat then that's great but please don't bring it here to Mayo's house.
Now who's bringing what to Mayo's house? Anons are.
Black Rose, UCB and Alie seem to like dropping hints that Mayo is playing us and they are the ones that should be trusted, because..uh..yeah they either know or ARE members of MCR.
Did any of us ever say that? No, never.
Mayo has given us more reason to trust him than you ever have. My concern is that this blog will turn into a huge joke and Mayo and SS will get fed up and walk away. Nobody knows who those 2 are, but they have been pretty good to us these past few months. Whoever they are, I know many of us enjoy reading their words and sometimes chatting with them and the thought of losing the 'relationship' with them that we have built up from NOTHING because of some RP bullshitters really pisses me off. What happened here was a fluke, pure and simple, if we lose Mayo and SS it would never again be repeated. We will lose them forever. Mayo used to be cold, aloof and distant and he has opened up so much to us in 4 months. We all really treasure Mayo and SS and I am thankful they give us as much of their time as they do. Both of them have seen the shit that is going down because of these people. Both of them seem unimpressed by it. Sorry for my long rant but I can see this place slipping through our fingers and there's not a damn thing I can do about it.
You are making it worse. Spreading drama doesn't really make it any better.
Oh by the way, Andrea you say you don't like the drama but you could not make it any more obvious you are hinting that you know members of MCR if you took out a full page ad in the New York Times. Everyone can see the comments you leave in each others blogs and you know it so you fail at being subtle and discreet...or do you win?
Andrea doesn't say anyone's name. Did ya catch that? Apparently not.
I suppose it depends on your agenda and what you want people to believe, doesn't it? If you are in on this, or you ARE these other people, then you suck, Andrea. If you are just guilty of being a gullible idiot, then you have my sympathy. But if everyone around you can see these newcomers for the shit stirrers they are, then it begs the question, why can't you?
Shit stirrers? That would be you anon.
Black Rose...isn't there someone on BN who is fond of handing out black roses to people? Just sayin'.
Blackrose doesn't have a buzznet.
Kapunua said...
Anyway also, apparently Alie she was "engaged" to Gerard and he ditched her for "some whore" (NOT my words) etc. Again, this is not some Big Secret: it is on her other blog. No, not that one, the other one, with the mentions of TMZ and all of that.
Exactly what blog is this Kapunua? I never wrote that. I also never mentioned TMZ on any blog either.
Now, Black Rose whatever is supposed to be Gerard Way.
Where are you coming up with this stuff, seriously.
Well, most of us know that this is ridiculous.But the big problem came when Alie started emailing various people and it hit the fan, like I have already mentioned, when she brought it into my LJ and I had no idea who the hell this person was who was prying into something I have specifically tried to keep off of there--and during a really sensitive subject no less.
Have I not explained this multiple times? Oh, and I also said that I was sorry.
The fact that she had taken the time to email so many of us and seemed to know a lot about us sent alarm signals going off.
Know a lot about you? What exactly did I say? I don't go searching for information about people, unlike you Kapunua. I was trying to solve a mystery.
Haven't we all talked about anons who seem to know an awful lot about us?
Trying to hint that I am an anon? Nice try.
Once again: That is why I pulled down the last few posts of the oher blog. And that is why I warned everyone to stop talking about themselves. Did I ever say "the blog is going down?"
It's "going down" because you are making it.
No: I wanted you guys, and Mayo, to know that there was trouble lurking around the corner.
...and she goes by the name Kapunua.
Anonymous Anonymous said...
Further to what the other anon said, Alie said she deleted the post and emailed all the people who replied to her BN post about the Ger-Z split. I would have been more impressed with a public post apologizing and explaining what happened.
Did I see a need for that? No. Most people who responded to that forum didn't believe it anyways. When someone reads something like that they most likely respond to it.
More than just the people that replied to that post will have read that article. The least you could have done was issue a formal and public retraction. Or did that post just get deleted by BN? Can you say psycho?
Deleted by buzznet? No, I deleted it. Oh, and I am not a psycho.
Kapunua said...
The ones explaining the situation with the people who have recently come in here causing such mayhem, I will not delete.
You were causing it, Kapunua.
This is, in part, what the bunch of us were talking about the other night: these people trying to make it seem like we are not only getting played, but that members of MCR are coming in here and slating the lot of us. Links to here getting posted all over the stupid internet.
Oh really? They are getting posted "all over the internet?" I haven't seen any. Are you sure they aren't in your head?
I have to leave those up, because if SS comes around, perhaps now he will have a clearer understanding of why what he said the other night was like a huge weight lifted off of our shoulders--the ones of us who were trying that night to let everyone what was going on.
I'm pretty sure that it wouldn't have gotten out of hand like it did if it wasn't for your little posse.
Also, one of these clowns (the one who is pretending to be Gerard) is taking a shot at Mustard.
Are you stupid? Apparently. Blackrose (the one you think is pretendign to be Gerard) was actually talking about Undercoverbrother's blog name.
Dude, pretend to be Gerard Way all you like if that's what you think is going to get people to kiss your ass. But even looking at Mustard sideways is going to get me on your ass. We all know that threats over the internet are cheap and retarded, and I don't resort to them.
Then why do you threat people?
But the game you're playing is a mean and stupid one, and anyone who thinks that you're on the up and up and that this has anything to do with Mustard is a bigger fool than even you are. Take down your reference to Mustard and run along.
Maybe you should just shut up and run along. You don't know anything.
Andrea said...
No one is coming in from the outside and tearing this place apart. YOU are tearing YOURSELVES apart with these rediculous theories. Frankly, I can't believe these same arguments are still being aired here at Mayo's. I'm so exhausted from this.
I agree with you, Andrea.
Like hell I'm going to let some bitch walk all over me. Kapunua, you really are a bitch. I'm not the only one who thinks that either. With the way you act, I'm surprised you even have friends.
You don't kiss ass to anyone? It looks like you do that specific things to one certain person. I think you know who it is.
You don't stand down to anyone, huh? Well maybe this is a sign that you should.
Mayo's house tears apart one of their own. How does that make the members of "Mayo's family" look? Well, I'll tell you. You look sad and pathetic.
fuck you. alie.
Friday, January 4, 2008
all the cretins are breeding and I don't even own a tv
Here's the top 5 things I've been witness to as of late...it's like the reality television show "True Stories of the State Patrol" but replace State Patrol with some girl named alie.
1. Some big "Johnny Football Hero" star guy in one of my lectures comes in late (per the norm) and he has a plastic grocery bag tied around his leg. Being that the guy is pretty "thugged out" usually, I just think it's some new ghetto style...I dunno representing Hy-Vee or some shit. Anyway, as the class progresses he falls asleep and wakes up very startled. As he is sitting next to me I look over and he mumbles "fuck, I forgot" and starts untying his grocery bag. Suddenly he gets a panicked look on his face and says, I can't feel my foot...seriously I can't feel anything. He then explains how he hurt his leg in practice and instead of taking pain killers he decided to tie off the circulation to numb the pain with a grocery bag.
2. Dumb bitch breaking up with her boyfriend on the Cyride bus...there's a time and place for that shit...not over the phone on a bus that's full of people being quiet and pretending to read the Daily.
3. The 30 year olds that play hacky sack in front of the library while listening to old school early 1990's grunge music...you guys are the coolest! Just fuck'n rad, seriously.
4. People who Text message while walking slowly to class with 200 yards of people backed up behind them on a busy sidewalk. Thanks moron.
5. Foreigner guy/chick who talks loudly on his/her phone in his/her native tongue while sitting in the study cubicles in the library...don't worry guys-I'm not studying anyway...I'm just there to read the graffiti some loser drew on the cubicle walls...creative drawings of stuff like penises, vaginas, and then great quotes like "I want to get her up the ass" or that "(insert rival fraternity here) sucks."
If this keeps up, I'll be replacing my morning coffee with a bowl of weed and a glass of malt liquor.
If you guess what song/band the title for this note was inspired by, I'll dry hump your leg* limit one leg dry humping per participant* no purchase necessary to play, state laws may prohibit leg dry humping--check local laws before participating.
so is life.
This might sound gross to some of you, but my personal hygene is quite disgusting right now. I haven't tooken a shower for quite some time now. Well, I guess that is a lie. I took a shower on New Years Eve. I had a party to go to that night. Before that I hadn't taken a shower probably since Christmas. I haven't combed my hair, straightened my hair, washed my face, brushed my teeth since New Years. Today I forced myself to brush my teeth. I also haven't changed my clothes since New Years. Pretty gross, huh?
All I do all day is watch tv and smoke. That is it. Every now and then I will get on the internet.
On the brighter side:
I talked to my brother on New Years. I haven't talked to him for a good two years now. He turns thirty in April. We were talking and he told me to get a facbook. I told him that I couldn't because I didn't have a college e-mail address. He said that facebook changed it and now you can get it with a normal e-mail. I was like okay, I will get it.
I've been on facebook for two days. I already have 384 friends. I moved when I was in high school so all my friends from my old high school are all adding me asking me what I have been up to. It has been pretty fun. I first started out adding my brother and a few friends that I could think of off the top of my head. Then the word got out that I had a facebook and everyone seems to be adding me.
The funniest part is the people who are adding me who pretended to stab me in the head during band, would make my life miserable just because they thought it was fun. Ones that I punched in the face because they had called me a whore. The ones that didn't like me because of my last name. They are all shocked because of where I am now compared to them. Half of them are pregnant or already mothering a child. The other half are going to a community college because they spent all of there college money on clothes, shoes, and drugs.
It's called karma and it fucks you right up.
spreading kindness, one hug at a time. alie.
Wednesday, January 2, 2008
word vomit.
2. Longest friendship: Kelli Hadley.
3. Last gift you received: something at Christmas.
4. How many times have you dropped your cell? This cell phone, once. My other six broke from being dropped.
5. When's the last time you worked out? this morning.
6. Thing you spend a lot of money on: cigarettes and gas.
7. Last food you ate: cinnastix
8. First thing you notice about the opposite sex: Eyes, smile, hair.
9. One favorite song: "all I want for Christmas is you" by Mariah Carey
10. Where do you live? Colorado
11. High school you attended: Roosevelt High School
12. Cell phone service provider: T-mobile.
13. Favorite mall store: Black and White.
14. Longest job ever had: Ashcroft Kennels
15. Do you own a pair of dice? yes.
17. Last wedding attended: Kim and Chris's today.
18. First friend you'd call if you won the lottery: John, Andrea
19. Last time you attended church: Christmas eve.
20. How old are you? old enough
21. Biggest lie you have heard: "That's not my cocaine, these aren't my pants!"
22. What do you want to drive? a vw.
23. Where's your favorite place to eat with friends? Perkins.
24. Can you cook? Yes.
25. What car do you drive? Geo Tracker and a Chevy Malibu.
26. Best kisser: John
27. Last time you cried: A while ago.
28. Most disliked food: anything spicey.
29. Thing you like most about yourself: My eyes.
30. Thing you dislike most about yourself: My hair.
32. Longest shift you have worked at a job: 14 hours
33. Favorite movie: I have too many.
34. Can you sing? Yes.
35. Last concert: Projekt Revolution. wait, smashing pumpkins.
36. Last kiss: November.
37. Last movie rented: My Super ex-girlfriend when it first came out.
38. Thing you never leave home without: phone and cigarettes. chapstick.
39. Favorite vacation spot: Cancun.
40. Do you like Chinese food? depends on where it's from.
42. Is your room clean? no.
43. Laptop or desktop computer? desktop
44. Favorite comedian: George Carlin
45. Do you smoke? Yes.
46. Sleep with or without clothes? with.
47. Who sleeps with you every night? my dog.
48. Long distance relationships work? yes.
49. How many times have you been pulled over by the police? five.
50. Pancakes or french toast? french toast.
51. Do you like coffee? yes.
52. How do you like your eggs? over easy
53. Do you believe in astrology? yes.
54. Last person you talked to on the phone: John.
55. Last person on your missed call list: I don't know who it was.
56. What was the last text message you received? Some forward from Bailey.
57. McDonalds or Burger King? Burger King.
58. Number of pillows: one.
59. What are you wearing right now? blue jeans and a sweatshirt.
60. Pick a lyric, any lyric or song: oops I did it agian
61. What kind of jelly do you like on your PB & J sandwich? grape.
62. Can you play pool? sort of. I attemp.
63. Do you know how to swim?: yes.
64. Favorite ice cream: strawberry.
65. Do you like maps? yes.
66. Tell me a random fact about yourself:
68. Ever attend a theme party? yes.
69. What is your favorite season? Spring and Fall.
70. Last time you laughed at something stupid? Today.
71. What time did you wake up this morning? 7:00
72. Best thing about winter? The snow.
73. Last time a cop gave you a ticket? Last may, on mother's day to be exact.
74. What's the scariest thing you've ever done? not sure.
75. Name of your first pet? Luckey.
76. Do you think pirates are cool or overrated? they're okay.
77. What are you doing this weekend? Nothing.
78. Who's your best friend? Stasi.
79. What is the third letter of your name? f
80. How old are your pets? my dog is 8 months old.
81. What color is your backpack? My last one was polka dotted.
82. Are you sick? no.
84. Is the bathroom open? yes.
87. Are you smiling? no.
88. Do you have on eyeliner? no.
89. Do you miss someone right now? yes.
90. If you could go anywhere in the world where would you go? Cancun, at the moment.
91. Do you have a Myspace? Do you have a Live Journal? yes.
92. Are you in high school? no.
93. Do you have a crush? no.
94. What is your favorite nickname for yourself? alie.
95. What color is your bathing suit? ice blue.
96. What's your favorite brand of water? fiji or evian.
97. Did you go on vacation last month? yes.
98. Have you ever been on a cruise? yes/
99. Do you have a sister? yes.
100. Are you upstairs? no, my house has one floor.
Carly missed a few numbers. She's not the brightest crayon in the box.
Now you know me a little better.
peace muthatrucka. alie.
Why the Holiday Season?
He lives in Australia now.
Moved there in November when his roommate's girlfriend decided to start some more drama.
She claimed I stole a coat. Stole his boss's radio. Stole boots. Stole a car.
Why is she the only one who comes up with these things that I have stolen?
Something goes missing, of course it's me who steals them.
Yes, I have done some mean things to her in the past. She deserved them.
I had righted my wrongs.
Then, I'm in class and a girl decided to befriend me.
It was all a plan, a plot, to make me seem insane.
No, I don't have an alter ego. I'm bipolar you idiot.
The roommate's girlfriend was trying to make my life hell.
I would even ignore her. Well, not completely ignore her.
I would be nice to her. I would say "Hi!" everytime we saw her.
She is manipulative. Her mother even told us that.
Then her life started falling apart. "Feel sorry for her, she was adopted" he would always say.
I don't care if she feels worthless because she was adopted.
"Her father died two years ago"
I didn't even know her when he died, or when he was alive.
It's not my fault that he died on my birthday.
Eventually I wasn't even allowed over anymore because she didn't feel comfortable with me there. What if he didn't like her? Would she not be able to be there?
Like hell that would happen. The roommate wouldn't let that happen. He was the dictator of the house. He could do no wrong.
Now, they say that I am stalking them. I live in a completely different town then them. I have to drive for an hour just to get to that town. They said that they are going to have to put a restraining order on me if I talk to them one more time. I didn't threaten them. By law they can't get a restraining order on me.
I took a nap the other night during the time that he calls me. My friend answers the phone and told him that I was sleeping. This upset him. He thought that I was cheating on him. Of course this happened during the holiday season. Ruined my holiday once again.
Last year he ignored me when I went to state cheerleading. That sure helped my focus on the routine. The first time we went out on the floor I dropped a girl on her face. Shockingly enough we made it to finals.
He texted me that night.
At finals the next day we did our routine perfect. The stunt that fell the day before was stronger than ever. We owned that floor. We even got second in state because we did so good. We know for a fact that the only reason that we didn't get first was because we only had 9 girls on our squad. The winning team had 35.
Everything happens during the holiday season. He must really hate Christmas. The funny thing is the text message he sent me the night before.
"Happy new year! I love you very very much and lets try and make this year better than last one and not fuck it up ok? Ya tye lyublyu!"
Then the next day he's telling me he thinks I'm cheating on him. How does that work?
the season is overrated. alie.